While not exactly official toys, it's worth noting that the Super Sucklord's S.U.C.K.L.E. Figures are arriving if you pledged to his Kickstarter. Distributed by DKE Toys, sculpted by George "OMFG" Gaspar, and based on various bootlegs made by the Sucklord, these may be the feelgood weirdo toy of the season. If you like the idea of Chippendale Stormtroopers or Boba Fett helmets on guys in suits, you're going to want to see these.
There are 15 figures. 10 are currently available in flesh, with 5 more in clear and glow in the dark as Kickstarter exclusives - for now. The names aren't exactly always appropriate for children, but the M.U.S.C.L.E.-inspired minifigures are about 2-inches tall and will look great next to your Amoian, Claw, or Sunshine. Here's a quick shot of the sack the fleshies came in.
The glow and clear figures had a bag with a header card reading "Hey, Stupid! Buy These!"