Sucklord

More SUCKLE: Crystal Pharaoh Coming plus More Kickstarter 3 3/4-Inch Madness

By Adam Pawlus — Tuesday, June 10, 2014

While somewhere in the realm of homage and parody, the Sucklord has debuted another SUCKLE figure on their Kickstarter updates for an upcoming series.  Check out Crystal Pharaoh, which looks like something from ancient Egypt combined with a mask of some guy from a movie.  He's due in series 2, promised to be on ye olde Kickstarter soon.

S.U.C.K.L.E. Figures from Kickstarter Arriving, Star Wars References Aplenty

By Adam Pawlus — Monday, January 27, 2014

While not exactly official toys, it's worth noting that the Super Sucklord's S.U.C.K.L.E. Figures are arriving if you pledged to his Kickstarter.  Distributed by DKE Toys, sculpted by George "OMFG" Gaspar, and based on various bootlegs made by the Sucklord, these may be the feelgood weirdo toy of the season.  If you like the idea of Chippendale Stormtroopers or Boba Fett helmets on guys in suits, you're going to want to see these.

Suck Pizza - Han Solo in Pizza Carbonite from the Sucklord

By Adam Pawlus — Thursday, December 26, 2013

The artist/customizer/bootlegger/creative person known as The Sucklord posted Suck Pizza.  It looks a lot like Han Solo has been frozen inside a personal pizza, and will go on sale December 27 for $150.  Click here for his tweet.