Having written over 6,500 action figure reviews since 2006 (and hundreds before then), I'm entitled to retoot my own horn. I was looking at Moloch (Solo: A Star Wars Story Line Look) earlier, because it popped in my head.

That entire line was pretty good - Hasbro missed the mark by not releasing a "basic" Han in the line until wave 4, sure. His likeness didn't match the movie at all, yes. But the final 3 3/4-inch kid movie line had a lot of aliens, droids, and otherwise weird characters like this worm guy, in a mask, with a staff, and a blaster.

And it was eight bucks.

And it's not worth much more than that today. While these aren't mega-articulated figures, I'll never throw out the "good" in the name of the "perfect" and I'd rather have more stuff like this than rocking ankles. This guy doesn't even have feet - he's a worm guy. You can see a picture of his tail... foot... body... thing in the review. Hasbro did a bang-up job on these, and you ignored them, you monsters. Read on and/or buy one on eBay. And I'll probably be posting a lot more of this stuff because you need to see it.